GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked